Existential Terror and Breakfast 5 [preview]He was just trying to find something whimsical. Honestly. Malcolm had no intention of triggering another philosophical anxiety attack. The existential terror he had been experiencing every week was wearing on him. For the record, he let most of these moments pass, and did not give it another thought until another one would occur. It was his subconscious, however, that was suffering. He was depressed now, and lacked energy to do the things that he had loved. He was not yet fully conscious of what was causing it, at least, not yet...READ MORE AT REVFITZ.COM!!!Existential Terror and Breakfast 5 [preview] by RevFitz
Existential Terror and Breakfast 4 [preview]Malcolm Steadman had been staring at his toaster waiting for his pop-tart to finish cooking for what seemed like a full ten minutes. That is because it had been a full ten minuets. It took Malcolm another two minutes to realize this. This upset him.Existential Terror and Breakfast 4 [preview] by RevFitz
The toaster had to be broken.
This, in any normal circumstances would be less of a problem, but Malcolm had been experiencing a string of terrible epiphanies too profound for him to handle and earnestly just needed a break from such heavy thinking. He was just supposed to eat his toast, ignore the injustices of carbon, pretend that he had agency and go to work, and ignore the bleak ocean of banalities and Wednesdays ahead of him. The toaster breaking, however, meant that he was now thinking about entropy...READ MORE AT REVFITZ.COM!!!
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My name is Michael Fitzgerald, I am an ordained, kilt wearing nutter. I enjoy excessively high voltages.
Current Residence: WA
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Favourite cartoon character: Huey Freeman, Dr. Orpheus, Mechazawa, Nathan Explosian, Booga, and Weapon Brown