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Deviation Spotlight
- Nov 22
- United States
- Deviant for 14 years
- revfitz.com
- He / Him
Profile Comments 410
If you were a supervillain how many ducks could you fit inside of your transdimensional velcro wallet?
Your uncle used to call himself Alfalfa Mars. He'd dance into coffee shops with his tweed top hats yelling "I'm Alfalfa Mars and my socks are always on fire!" He'd always get 10% off his septuple shot expresso's that way.
If you had a super power where your eyeballs could turn into bees, would your hero name be Scooter McBoots?
You're lucky judo masters don't come for your legs
You ever get a song stuck in your head and think, God damn there must be vampires in the back yard again
William H Macy has been living in your closet for 3 weeks now and the whole time he has been in there he has making a sculpture from chewed bubblegum that was all chewed by Christopher Walken. The sculpture is a miniature yet life-sized Paul Winchell head that only wishes you terrible joy.
William H Macy has asked that I stop telling people that he is in their closet. He has also asked if you could leave crackers by the door. That is all.